
Who?
Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA) — Speaker, US House of Representatives
LISTEN: Laslo & Johnson
Ask a Pol asks:
Mr. Speaker, did you prohibit Secrets Task Force Chair Anna Paulina Luna and the the Congressional UAP Caucus from accessing classified Special Access Programs — or SAPs?
Key Johnson:
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Speaker Mike Johnson exclusively told Ask a Pol.

ICYMI — Is Speaker Johnson lying?
Caught our ear:
“I know nothing about that,” Johnson told us.
Below find a rough transcript of Ask a Pol’s exclusive interview with Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA), slightly edited for clarity.
TRANSCRIPT: Rep. Mike Johnson (7-2-2025)
SCENE: Ask a Pol’s Matt Laslo’s casually walking the marble halls of the Capitol looking for lawmakers ahead of a 9am House vote on President Donald Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill.”
Laslo’s passing by a photographer who jumps up and starts furiously clicking. Laslo turns and sees a large security detail engulfing the speaker as they enter the House Carriage Entrance — literally where horse and buggies used to drop lawmakers of old off — so Laslo greets the southern speaker.
Matt Laslo: “Morning, Mr. Speaker.”
Mike Johnson: “Hey, how are you doing?”
Bloomberg: “Do you have the votes…”
ML: “Hey, are you the one…”
Laslo signals to Bloomberg to get their question out.
ML: “Go ahead.”
Bloomberg: “…today to pass the Rule?”
MJ: “We’re working on all that right now.”
Politico: “Are you worried about flights — people getting to town?”
MJ: “I am worried about flights, yeah. We don’t know if we have a full House, so that’s what we’re working on.”
ML: “Mr. Speaker, did you prohibit the UAP Caucus from getting read in on SAPs?”
MJ: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
ML: “[Secrets Chair Anna Paulina] Luna and the Secret Task Force were blocked from Special Access Programs.”
The Speaker and his security detail are traversing a tight marble staircase on their way to the House chamber on the 2nd floor.

Attendant: “Mr. Speaker…”
MJ: “Hey.”
ML: “You have a…”
MJ: “I have a — I know nothing about that.”
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ML: “Fair.”
MJ: “Okay.”
ML: “You got a day job, sir.”
Speaker Johnson laughs
MJ: “Yeah I have one.”
Spencer Newman contributed to this report.
I. Don’t. Believe. Him. 🤷♂️
I believe him cause his answers are precisely vague…
😆😂👍
DAMN! So glad you got that in with the barrage of other questions.
Which one of these slimey fucks are we going to catch in a web of lies? Who is blocking access to these SAPs?
MiniMe lies. He's learned his craft at the feet of the Great Satan.
Brooks Brothers?