Who?
Rep. Eric Burlison (R‑MO) — Member, Congressional UAP Caucus & Oversight Committee
LISTEN: Laslo & Burlison
Ask a Pol asks:
So what’s up with the White House securing aliens.gov?
Key Burlison:
“I have no idea. I have no idea,” Rep. Eric Burlison exclusively tells Ask a Pol UAP. “I thought it was an interesting pick.”
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Caught our ear:
“It could have something to do with illegal aliens,” Burlison tells us of aliens.gov. “It could be them, like, trolling us.”
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Below find a rough transcript of Ask a Pol UAP’s exclusive interview with Rep. Eric Burlison (R‑MO), slightly edited for clarity.
TRANSCRIPT: Rep. Eric Burlison (3‑19‑2026)
SCENE: Ask a Pol’s Matt Laslo waits in the frigid wind for like half an hour as Burlison did a handful of interviews around the Capitol steps. Once he’s done and Ask a Pol has our exclusive, we proceed to cross the street with the Congressman.
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Matt Laslo: So what’s up with this aliens.gov?
Rep. Eric Burlison: I have no idea. I have no idea. I thought it was an interesting pick. Is it — do you, have you looked into it? Is it true that the White House purchased that?
Laslo: It looks like it, yeah. That’s what White House spokespeople are saying.
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Burlison: I’ve seen reporting — I don’t know firsthand. But I, I don’t — I have no idea. It could have something to do with illegal aliens. It could be them, like, trolling us...
Laslo: Hell yeah.
Burlison: …us UAP, you know, looking into the topic.
Laslo: I mean, that’s what I’m saying. Are t‑shirts coming next?
Burlison: Right. I don’t — I don’t know, Matt. I really don’t.
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